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    Escaped Convict.

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    ADMIN
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    Escaped Convict.

    Post by ADMIN on Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:16 pm

    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
    He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
    Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the
    guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's
    wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
    then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
    'Listen, This guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
    probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
    years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't
    resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no
    matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very
    dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

    His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
    my ear. He told me that he's g a y, thinks you're cute, and asked
    if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
    strong honey. I love you too.'

    tesk1er
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    Location : Mission
    Registration date : 2009-04-20

    Re: Escaped Convict.

    Post by tesk1er on Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:15 am

    Wow this one made me laugh really bad, poor guy hahaha

    garcia
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    Registration date : 2009-05-10

    Re: Escaped Convict.

    Post by garcia on Sun May 10, 2009 7:24 pm

    poor guy had the story all wrong.funny though

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